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20 Hilarious Pieces Of Text Proving That Grammar Really Matters

Started by Linda M.. Last reply by Carmen Elsa Irarragorri Wyland yesterday. 1 Reply

Spelling really matters. It may seem like it’s not important in this day and age of shortened communication and overuse of …Continue

Two Cannibals Look For Food in the Jungle

Started by Carmen Elsa Irarragorri Wyland Jan 4. 0 Replies

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.  Before long, along came this little old man. The…Continue

Two Nerds and a Racing Bike

Started by Carmen Elsa Irarragorri Wyland Jan 4. 0 Replies

Two nerdy male students meet on campus one day.One of them notices that the other is on a shiny new racing bike.He calls out to the other: "Hey -- nice bike! Where did you get it?""Well," replies the…Continue

A Severely Sunburned Man & an Odd Prescription

Started by Carmen Elsa Irarragorri Wyland. Last reply by Carmen Elsa Irarragorri Wyland Jan 3. 1 Reply

A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree…Continue

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Comment by Linda M. on December 29, 2017 at 6:33pm

It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking up.

Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars.

Mommy Bear points her finger through the door from the kitchen and yells, "For Pete's sake, how many times do we have to go through this? It was Mommy Bear who got up first.

It was Mommy Bear who woke everybody else in the house up. It was Mommy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away. It was Mommy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper. It was Mommy Bear who set the table. It was Mommy Bear who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box and filled the cat's water and food dish. And now that you've decided to come downstairs and grace me with your presence... listen good because I'm only going to say this one more time -- I haven't made the stupid porridge yet!!"

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Comment by Carmen Elsa Irarragorri Wyland on November 18, 2017 at 2:55pm

Love those banans made to be something else

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Comment by Linda M. on October 27, 2017 at 5:03pm

In the world of Real Estate, there are some pretty strange things on the printouts from our local Multiple Listings Service -- descriptions of properties for sale in our area. A typo here, missed punctuation there or just plain bad phrasing can change the entire meaning of a 'sales pitch'. Here are some examples:

"Three bedroom one bath fireplace."

"Room for horses, cowchickens."

"Back of home faces eighteen home championship golf course."

"New art-deco bath & more. Near everything. Kitchen curtains do not say."

"House backs up to one year round creek." (Big creek!)

"Walkin pantry." (Where's it walkin' to?)

"Country home with 2nd unit. Horse set up extra garage." (That's one SMART horse!)

"Five bedroom septic. Owners anxious." (I bet!)

"Septic built for granny." (What a nice family.)

"Huge veranda for those balby summer evenings." (Love those balby evenings, don't you?)

 

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