Two Nerds and a Racing Bike

Two nerdy male students meet on campus one day.

One of them notices that the other is on a shiny new racing bike.

He calls out to the other: "Hey -- nice bike! Where did you get it?"

"Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young co-ed rides up on this bike.

She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and says 'You can have ANYTHING you want!!"

"Good choice," says the first, "her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."

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