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Things To Not Say During Childbirth

Started by Linda M. Aug 3. 0 Replies

Things Not To Say During Childbirth1. You know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Demi Moore had a baby!2. Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.3. Do…Continue

GOONEY BIRD

Started by Linda M. Aug 3. 0 Replies

After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no…Continue

Three Guys Train to Become Detectives

Started by Carmen Elsa Irarragorri Wyland Aug 1. 0 Replies

A policeman was interrogating 3 guys who were training to become detectives.To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guys a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it."This is…Continue

The Woman, the Merlot and the Refusal

Started by Carmen Elsa Irarragorri Wyland. Last reply by Linda M. Jul 30. 2 Replies

A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant, and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most…Continue

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A little boy boards a public bus and sits down right behind the driver.
 
 

He begins to speak: "If my mom was a cow and my dad was a bull, I'd be a little calf. If my mom was a hen and my dad was a chicken, I'd be a little chick. If my mom was a deer and my dad was a buck, I'd be a little deer. If my mom was a duck and my dad was a goose, I'd be a little duckling."

After listening to the boy rambling on and on in the same manner for a while, the bus driver begins to get annoyed.

He turns around and says to the boy: “What if your mom was a drunk and your dad was a bum?”

In an instant, the boy responds: “I’d be a bus driver.” 
The bus driver probably should have seen it coming!

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KEEP SMILING....

Barb was lying in bed one night. Larry was falling asleep but Barb was  in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me... "

Mildly irritated, Larry reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my Neck..."

Angrily, Larry threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

"Where are you going?" Barb asked.

"To get my teeth!"

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Comment by jack black on September 7, 2018 at 9:46am

A duck, a skunk, and a deer have dinner

A duck, a skunk, and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn’t have a scent and the deer didn’t have a buck.

So they put the meal on the duck’s bill.

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