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FOR MEN: WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THEN WIVES, FOR WOMEN WHY CATS ARE BETTER THAN HUSBANDS.
Started by Linda Mann Nov 23, 2012. 0 Replies 3 Likes
WHY SOME MEN HAVE DOGS AND NOT WIVES 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot…Continue
True Story
Started by Joe B. Last reply by Linda Mann Nov 14, 2012. 5 Replies 3 Likes
I've posted this story elsewhere, but Linda suggested that I share it here and I gotta admit I still get a kick out of it every time I think about it.My mom tells the story much better. She's got a…Continue
MOTHERHOOD???
Started by Linda Mann. Last reply by Linda Mann Nov 1, 2012. 4 Replies 2 Likes
Most broody mothers see having a child as a wonderful gift from God but one anonymous blogger has set about putting paid to that ideal.A candid new parent test highlighting the high and lows of…Continue
HOW TO GIVE A PILL TO A CAT
Started by Linda Mann. Last reply by Joe B Oct 25, 2012. 2 Replies 3 Likes
"INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL" joke1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and…Continue
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Thanks ,Linda and Bronwyn! What's life without laughs, anyway. hehe..
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great one :)) thank you
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So I'm at Wal-mart buying a bag of dog food for my dog. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog food Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with food Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Now that you've read this I have to confess, I copied it.
Now copy and share. Make someone else laugh.
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