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WHY SOME MEN HAVE DOGS AND NOT WIVES 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot…Continue
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I've posted this story elsewhere, but Linda suggested that I share it here and I gotta admit I still get a kick out of it every time I think about it.My mom tells the story much better. She's got a…Continue
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Most broody mothers see having a child as a wonderful gift from God but one anonymous blogger has set about putting paid to that ideal.A candid new parent test highlighting the high and lows of…Continue
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Comment by Janetღઇઉღ on April 28, 2013 at 7:20pm Here is an old favorite:
There are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister
Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister
Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still
far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following
us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I
wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15
minutes at the most. What can we possibly do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to
walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the
only logical thing. He started to walk faster too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach
us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You
go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us
both.
The man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister
Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried
what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell
me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man
couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL:The only logical thing happened. I started to
run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast
as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress
up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down
his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical,Sister? A nun with her dress
up can run a lot faster than a man with his pants
down.
(And those of you who thought it would be dirty, say
two Hail Mary's.....)
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