Who is Jack Schitt?
He’s the only son of Awh Schitt and Ohe Schitt. Awe Schitt was a fertilizer magnate who married Ohe Schitt, owner of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married his high school sweetheart, Noe Schitt and they produce 6 children: Holie Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dipp Schitt. A couple years later, they produced another set of twins, this time girls, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt. Afterwards, they had one other son, Bulle Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dum Shcitt, a high school dropout. Dipp Schitt married Lota Schitt and they had a son, Chigin Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt both married the Happins Brothers. The Schitt-Happins children were Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt. Bulle Schitt married an Italian chick, Pisa Schitt and they are awaiting the arrival of their firstborn, Baybe Schitt. Now you know the legend of Jack Schitt.
As usual, I am left out of the conversation in the ol' brick house. no problem...Sincerely Eeeeet
haha...you know you can just jump rite on in whenever you wish mr. wolf : ) usually, that is what i have to do lol