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FOR MEN: WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THEN WIVES, FOR WOMEN WHY CATS ARE BETTER THAN HUSBANDS.

WHY SOME MEN HAVE DOGS AND NOT WIVES 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them…

Started by Linda Mann

0 Nov 23, 2012

True Story

I've posted this story elsewhere, but Linda suggested that I share it here and I gotta admit I still get a kick out of it every time I thin…

Started by Joe B

5 Nov 14, 2012
Reply by Linda Mann

MOTHERHOOD???

Most broody mothers see having a child as a wonderful gift from God but one anonymous blogger has set about putting paid to that ideal. A c…

Started by Linda Mann

4 Nov 1, 2012
Reply by Linda Mann

HOW TO GIVE A PILL TO A CAT

"INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL" joke 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position…

Started by Linda Mann

2 Oct 25, 2012
Reply by Joe B

The Longest Word In The English Language

THE LONGEST WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis The word is alleged to mean a lung disease caused by…

Started by Michael S. Santos

3 Oct 23, 2012
Reply by Andrew

Roadkill Cafe Menu

                                                        ROADKILL CAFÉ MENU                                                         (You Kil…

Started by Michael S. Santos

3 Oct 18, 2012
Reply by Michael S. Santos

The Legend Of Jack Schitt

Who is Jack Schitt?He’s the only son of Awh Schitt and Ohe Schitt. Awe Schitt was a fertilizer magnate who married Ohe Schitt, owner of the…

Started by Michael S. Santos

2 Oct 17, 2012
Reply by Michael S. Santos

FUN FACTS

A pigs orgasm lasts thirty minutes.  (O.M.G.!!!!!)A cockroach will live nine days without his head before it starves to death.(creepy, but…

Started by Linda Mann

2 Oct 14, 2012
Reply by Jasmin Silver-Moon

LAUGHTER IS MEDICINE AND THE CABINETS ARE OPEN

Feeling sad? Feeling angry? Check us out and laugh a little...you'll feel so much better...also don't forget to check out my good friend's…

Started by Michael S. Santos

3 Oct 13, 2012
Reply by Michael S. Santos

The Most Functional English Word

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD is shit...that's right, shit! You can smoke shit, get shit faced, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shi…

Started by Michael S. Santos

7 Oct 9, 2012
Reply by Linda Mann

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