Remember when he said he’d take no salary as president? Yeah. About that...

We are almost three months into the period we'll one day tell our grandchildren about around a fire in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. "And as it all crumbled, people still wrote thousands of words about whether or not Lena Dunham was 'problematic.' What's that? Oh. It was a word we used to describe something or someone that upheld a system of oppression even unconsciously... No, Emperor Trump was worse than problematic."

If you'll recall, before the election, Donald Trump said that he would take no salary as president and instead donate it to charity or back to the Treasury. Well, he's about to get his second paycheck. Where's it going?

But is this any surprise? After all, Trump is conning us all right now on, like, eight different fronts. There are the alleged Russia ties. His expensive trips to Mar-a-Lago every. Single. Weekend. There's the fact that Melania chooses to stay in New York, which is costing taxpayers millions of dollars to pay for the Secret Service. And, oh yeah, he's conning us by not having divested himself from any of his businesses. We elected a snake-oil salesman president, and we have to find a way to hold him accountable or our grand kids are going to be way too good at roasting squirrel.