Church of the Existential Tea Time
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The one and only true fun time tea time church. That is unless you either find or star another one. We're a bunch of freaks, geeks, deviants, illogical philosophers, and some theologians.
Website: http://teatimerchurch.weebly.com/
Location: I'm not sure right now. Get back to me on that one.
Members: 18
Latest Activity: Apr 27
Beliefs and Doctrines of the Church of the Existential Tea Time
1. All Gods and Goddesses are archetypal potentialities of cosmic and earthly forces.
2. Believe or don't believe in any dity as you wish. This may change as needed.
3. Worship or don't worship any deity. This too may change as needed.
4. All Tea Timer may have a patron deity of their choice. Yes this may change as needed.
5. Tea Timers follow the teachings of the Ascendant Tea Masters, or not. The greatest of who is James Tilly Matthews.
6. Tea is actually just a metaphor for a quantum reality not understood by the unenlightened. The actual drinking of tea is not necessary, but it's a great beverage. Just enjoy your drink of choice.
7. Under the Ascendant Masters are the Saints. We have a few categories of them so don't worry.
8. Below the Saints is the High Priest. Who is also the Non-Prophet of James Tilly Matthews. The current High priest is Rev. Chim-Chim Gizzardjuice.
9. The church is Non-Prophet not nonprofit. We will take all your worldly possessions in our attempt to enlighten you.
10. The church believe you can do any damn thing you please. As long as you are not trying to maliciously harm someone. Unless the person in question is a real shithead of a blasphemer. Then go right ahead.
11. The church believes that enlightenment can be found in many guises, churches,and spiritual paths. Joint the church religion or spiritual path that most pleases you. In fact join two or more churches if it strikes your fancy. Just don't tell your priests. Most frown on belonging to multiple religions.
12. If for some reason you can't find a church, religion, or spiritual path that fits all your needs. Then by all means go ahead and make up your own shit.
Discussion Forum
abortions and breastfeeding in public
Started by Linda Mann. Last reply by Ismael Roriguez Apr 10, 2012. 1 Reply 0 Likes
I would like to know, why issues such as breastfeeding in public, and abortion are always men backed...against. Women are the ones who have to deal with it physically. I just want some opinions…Continue
Tea time!
Started by Linda Mann. Last reply by Linda Mann Mar 12, 2012. 3 Replies 1 Like
I know you don't have to drink tea...but my favorite brand is Twinings, and they have a lovely on-line store. I ened up putting in a $50 order for my husband!Continue
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Comment by Shabanezer on November 2, 2012 at 3:59am
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Fresh brew! Amen
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Comment by Ismael Roriguez on March 10, 2012 at 12:40pm -
You might be a Tea Timer You just might be a Tea Timer and not Know it. If any of the following apply to you…well it’s up to you. 1. You have made an herbal bath by throwing a bunch of Lipton tea bags in the tub 2. You cast the Sacred Circle by doing the Hokey Pokey…ALONE. 3. Your main form of divination are a deck or adult playing cards. 4. You think standing naked in the rain is fun. 5. Your cauldron is a tea pot 6. Your chalice is a tea cup 7. You know which Earl Grey the tea is named after. 8. You believe schizophrenics are touch by a higher power. 9. You own more than four cats. 10. You have more than four spouses. 11. You serve tea and scones and the end of a ritual instead of wine and cakes. 12. You are married to your second mail order bride. 13. You show your shrine dedicated to Ice-T to everyone who comes into your house. 14. Your God and Goddess images came off of Arizona bottles. 15. When you tune your TV between stations. You receive holy messages. 16. You believe in the power of pneumatic chemistry, and it scares you. 17. You think the cable company is part of the Air Loom Gang conspiracy. 18. The last time you had sex. It wasn’t with another person. 19. You’ve made a Yin Yang symbol from white and black tea. 20. You have been in an argument about which Power Puff Girl is the sexiest. 21. You don’t remember your anniversary, but can name 30 varieties of tea. 22. Your athame isn’t a knife, but a tea spoon. 23. When you talk to yourself someone answers. 24. You belong to more than three Twelve Step programs. 25. You’ve referred to yourself as a Godly Atheist. 26. Blasphemy is number one on your to do list. 27. You’ve told hookers that you just need a hug. 28. You think Rev. Chim-Chim Gizardjuice is a real and rational man. 29. You’ve read a book backwards. 30. You have more than one social worker, case worker, or case manager. 31. The voices are coming from outside your head. 32. You separate M&M’s according to color. 33. You’ve paid for something with more than $3 worth of pennies. 34. More than three people have a restraining order against you. 35. You know what “Do what ye will shall be the whole of the law. Tea is the law. Tea under will” means. 36. You count your beans before you cook them. 37. You’ve been to marriage counseling…ALONE.
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Comment by Andrew Rooney on January 31, 2012 at 8:33am -
Yes! That is a pitfall with dogma infested movements.... I'm a born again SubGenius just trying to sneak my way out of JHVAH 1..... and I really work for...
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Comment by Ismael Roriguez on January 31, 2012 at 8:26am
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Yeah it's pretty free form. Mostly it's just the Golden Rule. However you interpret that, and however it's written. I got on my door where I'm at the Golden rule as told by different religions. They're worded differently, but basically mean the same thing.
Right now I'm sort of an agnostic Wiccan. I question my Gods existence, but not what they've done for me. Doesn't make much sense, but that's where I am now. I just don't try to think about it too much. It gives me a headache.
Anyway welcome to the group.
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Comment by Andrew Rooney on January 30, 2012 at 10:39pm
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This is quite freeform I see! I only have one deity that is real and I often defile myself!
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Comment by Ismael Roriguez on January 29, 2012 at 12:46pm
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Comment by Ismael Roriguez on January 29, 2012 at 12:45pm
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Comment by Ismael Roriguez on January 29, 2012 at 12:01pm
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You mean like these guys? Furuta Shigenari who is Japans most famous tea master and Ice-T. Great ones YEAH. Glad you could join us.
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Comment by Ismael Roriguez on January 29, 2012 at 11:45am
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Yeah I'm a Wiccan, Discordian, and sent $35 to the SubGenius church when I pulled the wool over my own eyes. I've also been ordained by the Universal Life Church and The Church of Latter Day Dudes. I also make my own shit up too.
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Comment by Chim-Chim El Jefe Gizzardjuice on January 29, 2012 at 11:42am -
Cool both me and Ismael go by rule #11 and we're both book people too.
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