The one and only true fun time tea time church. That is unless you either find or star another one. We're a bunch of freaks, geeks, deviants, illogical philosophers, and some theologians.
Location: I'm not sure right now. Get back to me on that one.
Latest Activity: Apr 27
1. All Gods and Goddesses are archetypal potentialities of cosmic and earthly forces.
2. Believe or don't believe in any dity as you wish. This may change as needed.
3. Worship or don't worship any deity. This too may change as needed.
4. All Tea Timer may have a patron deity of their choice. Yes this may change as needed.
5. Tea Timers follow the teachings of the Ascendant Tea Masters, or not. The greatest of who is James Tilly Matthews.
6. Tea is actually just a metaphor for a quantum reality not understood by the unenlightened. The actual drinking of tea is not necessary, but it's a great beverage. Just enjoy your drink of choice.
7. Under the Ascendant Masters are the Saints. We have a few categories of them so don't worry.
8. Below the Saints is the High Priest. Who is also the Non-Prophet of James Tilly Matthews. The current High priest is Rev. Chim-Chim Gizzardjuice.
9. The church is Non-Prophet not nonprofit. We will take all your worldly possessions in our attempt to enlighten you.
10. The church believe you can do any damn thing you please. As long as you are not trying to maliciously harm someone. Unless the person in question is a real shithead of a blasphemer. Then go right ahead.
11. The church believes that enlightenment can be found in many guises, churches,and spiritual paths. Joint the church religion or spiritual path that most pleases you. In fact join two or more churches if it strikes your fancy. Just don't tell your priests. Most frown on belonging to multiple religions.
12. If for some reason you can't find a church, religion, or spiritual path that fits all your needs. Then by all means go ahead and make up your own shit.
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